Cast of CanDew Characters
CanDew (TK) ... a precious and precocious Bouvier des Flandres, trained to be a therapy dog by and for his partner UnderWoman (a.k.a. Wendy Do-It), Boy, and others (mostly military and medical); and who will turn four years old on 9/11/20. ... A.k.a. Dewey Decimal System, DDS; Dewey Decibel; Dew; DewToo; NoCanDew; KanDew (stage and pen name)
UnderWoman (UW) ... CanDew creator and producer; and brand builder Wendy Do-It's UnderCovers Agent
Myasthenia Gravis (MG): ... UnderWoman's rare, refractory neuromuscular autoimmune condition whose symptoms are often mistaken for intoxication and flares of which often confine UW to bed, home, hospital, wheelchair, walker, crutches, cane
Droolery (droolery.com): ... Multi-lingual, multi-generational, customizable bibs, aprons and diapers 'and one of many MG-motivated CanDew Ventures; some of which feature UnderWoman's highly coveted !MEDICAL ALERT! card; others of which are designed for CanDew and fellow four-leggeds
CanDewDog (TK) ... CanDew Enterprise that sells such goods and services as training, canine products, books, films, apparel, accessories
Archer Losely ... PetSmart employee who trains UnderWoman to train CanDew
KanDew (kandew.com) ... CanDew's occasional stage and pen name
KKK: ... K9 Karing Klub ... founded by UnderWoman and KanDew to rehabilitate wounded war heroes, former war criminals and other animals
Kashville:'Home of the KKK; and UW and KanDew's second home, thanks to Elle, Mali, Ryan and their menageries
Boy ... Decorated wounded war hero and accomplished musician who is integral to the formation and operation of CanDewClub and the KKK
Herr Gerbils DDS ... German WWII War Criminal renowned for dental research and torture; now being rehabilitated by the KKK
BM ... Baby Mouse, aka ImmunoMouse, UnderWoman ... s pocket companion
ChipMunkey -- Taxidermized WONDER who plays cymbals and drums in KanDew's band, Severed Thumbs
Brisk-It ... Attention Deficit Disorder Labrador Retriever
Risk-It ... Myotonic goat
Pig-It ... The Three-Legged One
Brian Liebman ... (Brian = Brain Scrambled) -- Amnesic Neuro~Anatomist and Big Game Hunter who is integral to UW's origins story
Captain Quirk ... Director of TCFAS: The Center for Applied Synesthesia and the one who set off Da Buck Bomb that caused a wild animal jamboree in Central Park; lives in an igloo and bottles ozone for Bergdorf Goodman ... s fragrance counter
TNYECONYS ... New York EpiCenter for NeuroScience and home of TCFAS: The Center for Applied Synesthesia, ImmunoMouse and many other fine medical advances
Archer and Merrie Do-It: ... UnderWoman's Dad and Mom
Grog Do-It: ... Youngest brother who now has 49 Huskies and a dog sled business ... Mush on the Brain ... in Durango, Colorado, along with his family
Scoot Do-It: ... The middle brother who overcomes his fear of hospitals to become a renowned physician / farmer who raises bees, kids, dogs and other critters